Sus SQL

For this week’s short post I’ve been inspired by Reddit. There’s something a little sus with this snippet of SQL:

SELECT NCHAR(
	CHARINDEX(' ','among us')
	* FLOOR(PI()
	* (ASCII('sus')
	+ (LEN(NEWID())
	- COUNT(1 / 0))
	* 2)));

The result?

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A very simplistic way to produce an illustration. Not quite as complex as other ways to create imagery with SQL Server…